Tina Fey

Joke 1: “Confidence is 10% hard work and 90% delusion.” 

Joke 2: “Some people say, ‘Never let them see you cry.’ I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.” 

Joke 3: “You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the water slide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.”