Still More Monday Humor

By Joseph Edmondson | January 12, 2023

Q: How does Moses make tea?

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A: He brews

Q: Why can’t you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

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A: They always take things literally

Q: How do you keep a bagel from getting away?

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A: Put lox on it.

Q: A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to

Twitter!”

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A: The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you…”