Still More Monday Humor

Q: How does Moses make tea?

A: He brews


Q: Why can’t you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

A: They always take things literally


Q: How do you keep a bagel from getting away?

A: Put lox on it.


Q: A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to


A: The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you…”