1. Energizer bunny arrested – charged with battery.
  2. A pessimist’s blood type is always B-negative.
  3. Practice safe eating, always use condiments.
  4. A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
  5. Shotgun wedding – a case of wife or death.
  6. If electricity comes from electrons, where does morality come from?
  7. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
  8. Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
  9. Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
  10. Dancing cheek to cheek is a form of floor play.
  11. Banning the bra was a big flop.
  12. Sea captains are making crew cuts.
  13. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
  14. A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
  15. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.