More Monday Humor

Joke 1: Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he’s a pain in the neck.

Joke 2: Wanna hear two short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke, joooooooooooooke.

Joke 3: What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? The same middle name.

Joke 4:  I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.