More Monday Humor

Q: Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of

negative numbers?

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A: He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

 

Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar.

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“Get out of here!” Shouts the bartender.

“We don’t serve your type!”

 

Q: Why don’t Calculus majors throw house parties?

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A: Because you should never drink and derive.

 

Once my dog ate all my Scrabble tiles. For days he kept

leaving messages around the house.

 

Yesterday, I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the

road. I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”

There’s a new restaurant in Israel called Karma.

There’s no menu.

You get what you deserve.