More Funny Quotes

  1. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.” – Steven Wright
  2. “Wouldn’t exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them?“ 
    –  Bill Murray
  3. “I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.“ 
    – Lily Tomlin
  4. “Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment.“ 
    – Betty White
  5. “People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.” 
    – Joan Rivers
  6. “You’re only given one little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.” 
    – Robin Williams