Monday Monday

  1. What do you call a religious person who sleepwalks? A roamin’ Catholic.

  2. Two windmills are standing on a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other replies, “I’m a big metal fan.”

  3. What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderpants.

  4. Can February March? No, but April May.

  5. What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.