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- “Why did the martial artist bring a ladder to the dojo? Because he wanted to reach new heights in his training!”
- “Did you hear about the martial artist who opened a bakery? He kneaded the dough with his lightning-fast punches!”
- “Why did the karate instructor open a sushi restaurant? Because he wanted to roll with the punches!”
- “I asked my martial arts instructor if he could teach me to defend myself against invisible opponents. He said, ‘Sure, but you won’t see it coming!'”
- “Why did the judo champion become a comedian? Because he knew how to throw a punchline!”
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