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- “What’s a martial artist’s favorite type of exercise? Shadowboxing, because they get to fight their own demons!”
- “What did the martial artist say when he finished his workout? ‘That was a real kick in the endorphins!'”
- “Why did the ninja bring a ladder to the movie theater? So he could sneak in through the roof and watch the film without being seen!”
- “Why did the boxer become an architect? He wanted to design knockout buildings!”
- “Why did the karate instructor bring a watering can to the dojo? To teach his students how to ‘sprout’ new skills!”
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