Martial Art Jokes

  1. “What’s a martial artist’s favorite type of exercise? Shadowboxing, because they get to fight their own demons!”
  2. “What did the martial artist say when he finished his workout? ‘That was a real kick in the endorphins!'”
  3. “Why did the ninja bring a ladder to the movie theater? So he could sneak in through the roof and watch the film without being seen!”
  4. “Why did the boxer become an architect? He wanted to design knockout buildings!”
  5. “Why did the karate instructor bring a watering can to the dojo? To teach his students how to ‘sprout’ new skills!”