Martial Art Jokes

  1. “Why did the judo champion start a fashion line? He wanted to throw the trendiest clothes on the market!”
  2. “Why did the ninja become a comedian? He could always deliver a killer punchline!”
  3. “Why did the sensei bring a ladder to the art class? He wanted to help his students ‘elevate’ their creativity!”
  4. “Why did the martial arts student become a chef? He wanted to chop veggies with the precision of a black belt!”
  5. A martial artist walks into a bar and orders a roundhouse kick. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve high kicks here.” The martial artist replies, “That’s okay, I’ll just have a punch then!”