It’s Monday! How about some Jerry Seinfeld Humor

Jerry Seinfeld:

Joke 1: “I was the best man at a wedding one time. That was pretty good. Pretty good title, I thought – Best Man. I thought it was a bit much. I thought we had a lot of exaggeration around the wedding. And yet, I was honored to be asked. ‘Dave, will you be my best man?’ ‘Well, as long as I’m not required to wear any surgical gloves, I’ll be happy to stand up there with you!'”

Joke 2: “I’m a comedian. I can’t be a nutritionist. You ever hear a nutritionist talk? ‘Some grains are complex, but some are simply sugars.’ I’m confused. What is it, complicated or just Rice Krispies?'”

Joke 3: “My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that’s the law.”