I’m a Moth

  1. Story: A man goes to a dentist and says, “Doc, I think I’m a moth.” The dentist replies, “Sorry, but I can’t help you. You need to see a psychiatrist.” The man says, “I know, but your light was on.”
  2. Riddle: I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body but I come alive with the wind. What am I? Answer: An echo.
  3. Joke: Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!