Humor…Humor…and more Humor
Joke 1: What’s the easiest way to get straight A’s? Use a ruler.
Joke 2: What’s a balloon’s least favorite type of music? Pop.
Joke 3: Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized? The doctors say it was due to too many strokes.
Joke 4: What washes up on very small beaches? Micro-waves.
Joke 5: How does a farmer mend his overalls? With cabbage patches.