Humor…Humor…and more Humor

Joke 1: What’s the easiest way to get straight A’s? Use a ruler.

Joke 2: What’s a balloon’s least favorite type of music? Pop.

Joke 3: Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized? The doctors say it was due to too many strokes.

Joke 4: What washes up on very small beaches? Micro-waves.

Joke 5: How does a farmer mend his overalls? With cabbage patches.