My teachers told me I’d never amount to much because I procrastinate so much. I told them, “Just you wait!”
What’s a foot long and slippery? A slipper.
What do we want? Low-flying airplane noises! When do we want them? NEEEEYYYOOOOOOOOWWWW!
What building in New York has the most stories? The public library.
Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve your type here.”
