BEING “PUNNY”

  1. A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
  2. Without geometry, life is pointless.
  3. When you dream in color, it’s a pigment of your imagination.
  4. Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
  5. Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.
  6. When two narcissists meet, it’s an I for an I.
  7. Alarms – what an octopus is.
  8. Khakis – What you need to start the car in Boston.
  9. Dockyard – A physician’s garden.
  10. Incongruous – Where bills are passed.
  11. Oboe – an English tramp.
  12. Pasteurize – Too far to see.
  13. Propaganda – A gentlemanly goose
  14. Toboggan – Why we go to auctions.
  15. Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.