A Little Holiday Humor

Q: What kind of tree can you hold in your hand?

A: A palm tree.

 

Q: What always comes at the end of Thankgiving?

A: The letter g

 

Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

A: The outside.

 

Q: Can a turkey jump higher than Mount Everest?

A: Yes, because a mountain can’t jump at all.

 

Q: Who isn’t hungry at Thanksgiving?

A: The turkey – he’s already stuffed.