A Little Holiday Humor

Q: What kind of tree can you hold in your hand?

A: A palm tree.


Q: What always comes at the end of Thankgiving?

A: The letter g


Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

A: The outside.


Q: Can a turkey jump higher than Mount Everest?

A: Yes, because a mountain can’t jump at all.


Q: Who isn’t hungry at Thanksgiving?

A: The turkey – he’s already stuffed.