Yet More Monday Humor
Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?”
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A: A receding hare-line.
Q: What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack?
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A: The best of thymes,
The worst of thymes.
Q: What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
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A: A cat has claws at the end of paws; A comma is a pause at
the end of a clause.
Q: Why should the number 288 never be mentioned?
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A: It’d two gross!