Yet More Monday Humor

Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?”

A: A receding hare-line.


Q: What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack?

A: The best of thymes,

The worst of thymes.


Q: What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?

A: A cat has claws at the end of paws; A comma is a pause at

the end of a clause.


Q: Why should the number 288 never be mentioned?

A: It’d two gross!