Wanna Hear Something Funny?

  1.  A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for books about paranoia. She whispers, “They’re right behind you!”
  2. Want to hear a roof joke? The first one’s on the house.
  3. What should you do if you’re attacked by a group of clowns? Go straight for the juggler.
  4. I saw a movie about how ships are put together. It was riveting.
  5. Why did the taxi driver get fired? Passengers didn’t like it when she went the extra mile.