Ready for some Hedberg Humor

Mitch Hedberg:

Joke 1: “I like escalators because they can never break, they can only become stairs. There would never be a sign that says, ‘Escalator temporarily out of order.’ Only ‘Escalator temporarily stairs… Sorry for the convenience.'”

Joke 2: “I want to hang a map of the world in my house, and then I’m gonna put pins into all the locations that I’ve traveled to. But first, I’m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won’t fall down.”