Joke 1: I got my husband a fridge for his birthday. His face lit up when he opened it.
Joke 2: Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
Joke 3: How does NASA organize a party? They planet.
Joke 4: What did the big flower say to the little flower? “Hi bud!”
Joke 5: How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate his pizza before it was cool.