Martial Arts Jokes

1. “Why did the martial artist bring a ladder to the dojo? Because he wanted to reach new heights in his training!”
2. “Did you hear about the martial artist who opened a bakery? He kneaded the dough with his lightning-fast punches!”
3. “Why did the karate instructor open a sushi restaurant? Because he wanted to roll with the punches!”
4. “I asked my martial arts instructor if he could teach me to defend myself against invisible opponents. He said, ‘Sure, but you won’t see it coming!'”
5. “Why did the judo champion become a comedian? Because he knew how to throw a punchline!”