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- “Why did the ninja go to business school? To learn how to stealthily climb the corporate ladder!”
- “What did the martial artist say to his opponent during a chess match? ‘Checkmate with a sidekick!'”
- “What do you call a martial artist who owns a bakery? A dough-jitsu master!”
- “Why did the karate master join the circus? He wanted to show off his flying kicks under the big top!”
- “Why did the taekwondo master always carry a calculator? He was good at crunching numbers and his opponents!”
- “What did the martial arts instructor say to the student who was late for class? ‘You’re just in time for push-ups!'”
- “Why did the martial artist bring a map to the tournament? So he could find his way to victory!”
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