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- I used to work in a blanket factory – but it folded.
- I used to work in an elevator factory – it had it’s ups and downs.
- I used to work in a cracker company – I always left there feeling crummy.
- I used to work in a clock factory – they fired me when my time was up.
- I used to work in a match factory – but I got fired.
- I used to work in a shoe store but I got the boot.
- I used to work in a box factory but they told me to pack it up.
- I used to work in a leather factory, the pay was awful and I was always strapped.
- I used to work as a mathematician. Without geometry, life seemed pointless.
- I used to work in a packaging company, but I was canned.
- I used to work at a knife factory, but it really got dull.
- I just lost my job as a psychic. I did not see that coming.
- I used to work for Nike. I quit because I couldn’t Do It anymore.
- I used to work as a maze designer. Loved it. I got completely lost in my work.
- I used to work inspecting mirrors, it was a job I could really see myself doing.
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