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- I used to work in the woods as a lumberjack. I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the ax.
- I used to work as a tailor, but I just wasn’t suited for it.
- I used to work as a seamstress. I quit because it was a so-so job.
- I used to work in a muffler factory. I left because it was exhausting.
- I worked for a while as a barber, but I just couldn’t cut it.
- I worked as a chef. It added a little spice to my life but I then I just didn’t have the thyme.
- I used to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn’t cut the mustard.
- I used to work as a musician, but eventually I found it wasn’t noteworthy
- I worked for a long time to as a doctor, but I still didn’t have any patients.
- I used to work as a professional fisherman, but I couldn’t live on my net income.
- I worked as a witch for a little while, thought I’d try it for a spell.
- I used to work with a pool maintenance company, but the job was too draining
- I used to work at a zoo feeding giraffes, but I was fired because I wasn’t up to it.
- I used to work as an electrician. You might find it shocking, but it didn’t spark my interest.
- I used to work as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.
- I used to work at MinuteMaid orange juice. I got fired because I couldn’t concentrate.
- I used to be a postman until I got the sack.
- I used to work as a banker, but they fired me when I starting losing interest.
- I used to work as a baker. I didn’t want to but I really kneaded the dough.
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