GEORGE CARLIN…

  1. Is there another word for synonym?
  2. Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?
  3. Where do forest rangers go to “get away from it all”?
  4. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
  5. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
  6. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
  7. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
  8. If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
  9. Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
  10. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?