1. How do you look for Will Smith in the snow? Just follow the fresh prints.
2. I couldn’t believe that the highway department called my dad a thief. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
3. I submitted 10 puns to a joke-writing competition to see if any of them made the finals. Sadly, no pun in 10 did.
4. Which rock group has four guys who can’t sing or play instruments? Mount Rushmore.
5. Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.