It’s Time to Laugh

Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

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A: Because they make up everything.

 

Q: Why did the chicken go to the séance?

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A: To get to the other side.

 

Q: What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

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A: A nervous wreck

 

Q: What does a nosy pepper do?

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A: Gets jalapeño business!