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- The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.” – Steven Wright
- “Wouldn’t exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them?“
– Bill Murray
- “I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.“
– Lily Tomlin
- “Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment.“
– Betty White
- “People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.”
– Joan Rivers
- “You’re only given one little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.”
– Robin Williams
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