Monday Monday
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What do you call a religious person who sleepwalks? A roamin’ Catholic.
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Two windmills are standing on a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other replies, “I’m a big metal fan.”
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What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderpants.
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Can February March? No, but April May.
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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.